Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I still have a little drunk in my system
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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