Christians are straight up FREAKS
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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