OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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