That's intense
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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