This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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