Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
why do cheetos always look like penises
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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