You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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