think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
pray to the hookup gods
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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