wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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