I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Randomize
