You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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