Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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