Me too!
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Randomize