Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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