My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
