I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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