How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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