This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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