You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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