is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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