is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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