You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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