: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
being pregnant is like rehab
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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