My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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