so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
A+ Viking dick
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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