I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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