Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
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