sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Your penis caused this!
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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