i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Come see our sink grown plant.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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