Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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