Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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