next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
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I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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