Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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