do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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