Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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