Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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