I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
sex in a hospital.. check
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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