So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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