I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Randomize
