you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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