College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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