I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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