I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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