I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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