So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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