i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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