I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
We just shotgunned beers for America
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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