I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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