just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
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