it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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