I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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