Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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